Well, Here’s the Rap Video about CAT Bulldozers We’ve All Been Hoping For

Some people just love their construction equipment so much that they have to sing about it.  Either that or they get hired by a major equipment manufacturer to create a viral marketing video.  No matter what the reason to sing about it, it’s still pretty entertaining.

“Dozer Pride” is the official theme song for CAT’s D6N, which has more net horsepower, more efficiency and allows you to be more productive than the previous D6 Dozer, according to the company.  It’s no secret that CAT has been struggling recently, having laid off thousands of employees, so creating a catchy song about their product will at least get people to talk about their company.  I have to admit, it’s been stuck in my head ever since I heard it.

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It’s surprisingly not a bad rap…is that how you would say that?  Are the kids going to think I’m cool when they read this? Anyway, I was expecting some terrible lyrics and even worse delivery, but it’s enjoyable.  You can even download the song as a ringtone from CAT’s website for free by clicking here.  Get that Dozer Pride right on your phone, son.  Oh boy, it’s already catching on.

There’s a possible pick up line in the song for all you smooth guys out there:

“Do you know what you mean to me

You’re more than machinery”

Also, some sage advice for those of you constantly in trouble:

“Ride in my dozer,

Take pride in my dozer,

When my wife is mad I go and hide in my dozer”

Construction Junkie may have also found our new tagline:

“Yeah, don’t be one of those non-factor contractors, you know what I’m saying.”